my giant boner pictures
February 15, 2008
this is amazing.
i always find the stats on this blog super interesting; where people are coming from, where they’re going afterwards. i don’t have anything fancy. i don’t know the ip addresses of visitors or anything.
but i do know the search terms they use to find my blog. and whoo boy sometimes it’s in the most random ways.
but tonight’s takes the cake.
apparently someone found my blog yesterday by searching the phrase “my giant boner pictures.” what does that even mean? if you have giant boner pictures floating around online somewhere, why would you search “my” instead of your actual name? and why in the world do you have giant boner pictures floating around online instead of secured privately in your personal digital storage platform (read: iphoto, for example)?
but, really, i’m wondering: how did you (and you, too, search engine) find my blog with that? i’m positive that, until this post, i never used the phrase “my giant boner pictures” in any of my dialogues.
please correct me if i’m wrong.
UPDATE: on feb. 5, i call myself a “giant boner.” awesome.
I’ll take the heat for this one.
I guess this would be an opportune time to tell you that the #1 search string for my blog this February was the string “stephanie hay’s boobs”
WHO THE HELL is looking for pictures of your boobs?? (i can’t be me, i don’t need google to show me pictures of your boobs)
juji, who do you need, then?
Steph, give me back my giant boner pictures. Srsly.